Not a Cow

Escort your poorly disguised cow through the town inventing excuses to tell the townsfolk so that no one suspects that your companion is indeed a cow. The tales you tell will cause rumors to swirl, and gossip will spread as stories are concocted based around your lies.

Dress her for the weather, or to satisfy local ordinance, and give confident explanations to anyone foolish enough to ask questions. Every excuse you give is remembered, repeated, misunderstood, and added to a fantasy created by the people you interact with, and the people those people interact with.

So, where are you actually taking your cow? You'll find out when you arrive. There are many options. It all depends on the fibs you use to make sure that everyone knows that this is Not a Cow