Goblin Mall Cop

You are Hob. Hob is a goblin. Hob was born to serve and protect. Hob's family thinks he should be gobin' around, and the police say "no goblins", but Hob saw a soggy help wanted flyer at the mall and Hob will get a tazer and 200k feet of jurisdiction. 

Chase down shoplifters, find drug dealers in the shadows, shoo off loitering mallrats and messy misfits (with your words, ideally), and ticket those parkers that don't know how to park.

Lots of events to take care of, and several ways to do it. You can handle some things yourself, but some require the city authorities, and some may require a call to your boss Gary. Gary hates phone calls, so don't go calling for no reason.

I wrote up all the story, dialogue, and narration for this game, and then used Claude to throw it together. Neato.